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Disclaimer: I hereby absolve myself of any and all responsibility for your amusement, sanity, or psychological well-being. Any mental or physical injury sustained as a result of viewing this site and its contents shall be considered purely coincidental.

This site is perenially under construction, which, in all likelihood, will be finished, well, never. This is because I usually have better things to do than sit around and write HTML. Like, stare at pictures of Michael Vartan, Bradley Cooper and David Anders. Anyway, please excuse the mess. Knock yourself out, and feel free to pour on some lavish praise, kowtow in awestruck admiration, or send me wads of cash (preferably in large bills).

Contents
Shake well before opening.

Bio
Representin' the fizzive-zero-three since 1983.
Curriculum Vitae
Shameless self-promotion (as opposed to the rest of this site, which falls more under reckless narcissism).
Thoughts
Rarely updated. Perhaps due to a lack of the aforementioned thoughts.
Gallery
For those of you stalkers who are visual learners.
Movies
Escapism. Because everyone needs a reason to hate reality more.
Music
Recommendations and such, seeing as how MTV no longer actually plays music.
Cool Stuff
Don't ask. I just needed an even number of content categories, okay?
Links
Amuse yourself elsewhere.

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[BIO] [CURRICULUM VITAE] [THOUGHTS] [GALLERY]
[MOVIES] [MUSIC] [COOL STUFF] [LINKS]

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